The Luongo Post

• Question: Luongo, how do you keep your toupee so fresh? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  That is a great question, my friend. I’m glad you asked. Actually, Luongo applies a tablespoon of elephant jizz to his hair every night just before bed. Of course, this is immediately after drinking his bowl of warm milk.

Here is another of Luongo’s many forms. In this form, he plays Geologist Randy Marsh in the mountain town of South Park.

This is one of Luongo’s many forms. This time he’s a penis.

He’s the town drunk! Walkin’ on moonshine!

Here you can see one of many of Luongo’s shape-shifting forms. Now he’s a chihuahua!

• Question: You are sick individuals and fuck you. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Who is this? You think you can go around calling well-rounded people “sick individuals”? You are dumb.

Did you know? The video game character “Mario” was based on Luongo.

The famous “We Bleed Orange” comic strip.